Ah Shit!

I gave up my ideal career to become a House Husband and Domestic God, which is not one of my ideal Career types!?

It appears I had already found it!

I suppose I should be glad that it doesn't say that my worst career options are husband and father!

This also explains why Social workers and I, do not get on!

Your Career Type: Realistic

You are practical and mechanical.Your talents lie in working with tools, mechanical or electrical drawings, machines, or animals. You would make an excellent: Carpenter - Diesel Mechanic - Electrician - Farmer - Fire Fighter - Flight Engineer - Forester - Locksmith - Locomotive EngineerPilot - Police Officer - Truck Driver. The worst career options for your are social careers, like social worker or teacher.

What's" Your Ideal Career?

Free sex for 8 years? Join the Catholic Priesthood!

This was the nicest title I could bring myself to come up with!
Mother fucking, cock sucking, ass bandit was another, but I didn't want to offend anyone!


Look at the image on the right, ahhh, poor old man..Then read this:

"Sex abuse priest given four years"

Gregory Carroll (remember the name) abused boys over an eight-year periodA Catholic priest who taught at the prestigious Ampleforth public school in North Yorkshire has been jailed for four years for sexually abusing boys.

That's not bad is it, cause terror and ruin the minds of little school boys and expect a sentence for half the time you carried out these heinous crimes.
If you read the full story you'll find that he had been caught before and was just moved around.

This Wanker needs to be hung, drawn and quartered at the Tower of London with free entry and coverage extended to all media!
Then an Independent committee needs to be formed and allowed entry into the Vatican, with access to all areas and to find out just how many more of these bastards are around!

Just how many more times can we be expected to hear these stories and all the cover ups by this church!

Before any of you Christian types start giving me shit, here's your thought of the Day:
The victims could have been your loved ones!

Read the full story......

What sort of Rocker are you?

Fortunately or unfortunately, My wife will vouch for this, although nowadays I tend to be a little more Passive Aggressive!

You Are a Punk Rocker!

When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge!

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

A President for 41 cents

Well I knew that George Bush's ratings were falling drastically.....

but now you can buy the President fo 41 cents!!

Monica Lewinsky is going for just 40 cents...

Read the full story!"

This was my week that was!

Well My week started really bad. Last Saturday lunchtime My beloved Plymouth Argyle, live on television, put up the worst performance I have ever seen and lost! Not only did they lose, they got themselves into the record books as the 1st Argyle side not to score in 5 games!

I watched "The Last Night Of the Proms" on Saturday night and was appalled at the lack of English Pride. In the Albert Hall itself there were more and more International flags as seems to be coming the norm nowadays, but then on the outside links to the "Party in the Park" at various locations across the UK, the other home nations were proudly displaying their National Flag, not a Union Flag in sight, they were either Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish and what did the English parade, The George Cross, oh no, they waved the Union Flag. What the F**k!


The English Cricket Teams did a double over their Aussie counterparts, not only did the Ladies defeat the Aussies last month, but the Men played out a draw in the 5th and final test to take the series 2-1 and both teams reclaimed the Ashes.
Well done to you all for restoring some English sporting pride, after the dismal performances of the England football team (mentioned briefly in a prior post!



This one is for my wife!

The Pride and Passion

The Pride and Passion were there last night for all to see, as England's last away fixture in this qualifying group got under way.....The Anthem was sang with such gusto and from the off it was obvious that the team were up for it.

Not one 50/50 tackle was lost, they never let the opposition have any time on the ball and hustled and bustled them into making mistake after mistake, until finally after about 35 mins, the opposition heads went down and the rest is history.

I wish I was writing this about the English performance, but alas, this post gives full praise to the Northern Irish.
Their determination and team spirit won them this game and I will not say anything to take it away from them!

I do however have one last statement which became very clear to me last night as I lay in bed contemplating this defeat.......Northern Ireland play in Green!







Eureka!!!
That's it....all the prima donnas of English football want to play for Plymouth Argyle, no wonder they kept passing the ball to them!






On that performance though ladies, I can tell you now, stay where you are, we fight and wear our shirts with Pride, something the England team hasn't done for a while now. You wouldn't even make the Great Britfuck team on that evidence.

Well done Northern Ireland!

I got a great kick out of this

You have to see this website and search the logs!

I linked to "Cruel site of the day" as part of "My Yahoo" front page.

I have just taken my first look and laughed my arse off!

A quick low down:

A profile is put up with a girl's name and picture, and put in "Skype me" mode. Within minutes some seedy guy will invariably try calling/chatting, and there's a little program I made running the whole time which will partner up people 2 at a time, and send messages from the first person to the second, & vice versa. This way both people think they're talking to a girl, when they find out, well, they're not normally too happy about it... It'll also accept and receive all files sent, and if someone tries to call, it'll accept the call with an answerphone message and log what the person says.

Take a look at the site and read some of the conversations and see the pictures!

This can't be good.....can it?

ADOLF HITLER Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 100% blindly patriotic

You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and very proud of your background. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. (Scott says, "The funny is, I used to be a Police Officer!") Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Uber Alles! - new test, it rules, take it - The Terrorism Test

A week to remember?

A great week of sporting magic is upon us.

On Wednesday we have England taking on the Northern Irish in another World cup qualifier. Let's hope for a better display and the right result against an International outfit which has just notched up it's first win in 4 years!

On Thursday, The final test, England take on the has beens of World Cricket and a former colony, for what should be a momentous occassion, securing the Ashes and returning them to their rightful home!

And of course, the Mighty Argyle take on another has been, Norwich City on Saturday. For those of you with a thirst for how the game should be played can catch this game live on SKY sports beginning at Midday.

One last National cheer for the English and C'mon you Greens!

Book Thingy!

Another idea stolen, this time from SK !

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the 4th sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you!

"He was walking properly, or almost properly."

From my current book which I have only 30 pages left!
Stonehenge By Bernard Cornwell

Link Whore, who me?!

I just stole this idea from Shannon at Make it Count

The rules:Remove the #1 item from the following list, bump everyone up one place and add your blog's name in the #5 spot. You need to do an actual link to each of the blogs for the link-whorage aspect of this fiendish meme to have it work properly.

1. Vampyregirl
2. Bathed in Moonlight
3. Thoughts and rants of the new minority
4. Make it Count
5. Carpe Diem Tomorrow!

I just thought this was a too cool idea....give it a try, what's the worst that could happen? You actually stumble onto a blog or two that you may not have otherwise and find that you like them? That you really, really like them! Yeah, I'd say it's worth the effort.

I certainly a few cool sites to visit!

Three Lions?

Not quite the Performance we were looking for, but a win is a win even if it was just the Welsh and soon perhaps the all the Lions will come together and savage the opposition.
We seem to 2 lions short of a team at the moment.







Why is it that during every game I can never sit back and enjoy the game, every time the opposition attacks, I think to myself, here we go, 1 nil!



To me there still is too much, "Well I am wearing the shirt, that's it"
Well I am here to tell you that IT'S NOT!!!
Where's the pride, where's the conviction, where's the honour, wear the shirt and be proud, you wear that shirt for 40 million English people who kick every ball, header every cross and jump in at every tackle, and as for the friendly, what is a friendly, a chance for a nation with a very poor record against to stick one to us, build their confidence and esteem as another national outfit which has defeated the Great English Football Team.

No more chopping and changing, get it right and perform, play to our strengths, not the way the foreigners play, my god, we are European Champions and boast some of the best teams in the World!

Top 100 from My final school year!

Got this idea from Kate at Pulled in many directions

The top 100 songs from the year I left Grammar School
Highlighted in Red are My favourite songs from the year I left school.


1. When Doves Cry, Prince
2. What's Love Got To Do With It, Tina Turner
3. Say Say Say, Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson
4. Footloose, Kenny Loggins
5. Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now), Phil Collins
6. Jump, Van Halen
7. Hello, Lionel Richie
8. Owner Of A Lonely Heart, Yes
9. Ghostbusters, Ray Parker Jr.
10. Karma Chameleon, Culture Club
11. Missing You, John Waite
12. All Night Long (All Night), Lionel Richie
13. Let's Hear It For The Boy, Deniece Williams
14. Dancing In The Dark, Bruce Springsteen
15. Girls Just Want To Have Fun, Cyndi Lauper
16. The Reflex, Duran Duran
17. Time After Time, Cyndi Lauper
18. Jump (For My Love), Pointer Sisters
19. Talking In Your Sleep, Romantics
20. Self Control, Laura Branigan
21. Let's Go Crazy, Prince and The Revolution
22. Say It Isn't So, Daryl Hall and John Oates
23. Hold Me Now, Thompson Twins
24. Joanna, Kool and The Gang
25. I Just Called To Say I Love You, Stevie Wonder
26. Somebody's Watching Me, Rockwell
27. Break My Stride, Matthew Wilder
28. 99 Luftballons, Nena
29. I Can Dream About You, Dan Hartman
30. The Glamorous Life, Sheila E.
31. Oh Sherrie, Steve Perry
32. Stuck On You, Lionel Richie
33. I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues, Elton John
34. She Bop, Cyndi Lauper
35. Borderline, Madonna
36. Sunglasses At Night, Corey Hart
37. Eyes Without A Face, Billy Idol
38. Here Comes The Rain Again, Eurythmics
39. Uptown Girl, Billy Joel
40. Sister Christian, Night Ranger
41. Drive, Cars
42. Twist Of Fate, Olivia Newton-John
43. Union Of The Snake, Duran Duran
44. The Heart Of Rock 'N' Roll, Huey Lewis and The News
45. Hard Habit To Break, Chicago
46. The Warrior, Scandal
47. If Ever You're In My Arms Again, Peabo Bryson
48. Automatic, Pointer Sisters
49. Let The Music Play, Shannon
50. To All The Girls I've Loved Before, Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson
51. Caribbean Queen, Billy Ocean
52. That's All, Genesis
53. Running With The Night, Lionel Richie
54. Sad Songs (Say So Much), Elton John
55. I Want A New Drug, Huey Lewis and The News
56. Islands In The Stream, Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
57. Love Is A Battlefield, Pat Benatar
58. Infatuation, Rod Stewart
59. Almost Paradise, Mike Reno and Ann Wilson
60. Legs, ZZ Top
61. State Of Shock, Jacksons
62. Love Somebody, Rick Springfield
63. Miss Me Blind, Culture Club
64. If This Is It, Huey Lewis and The News
65. You Might Think, Cars
66. Lucky Star, Madonna
67. Cover Me, Bruce Springsteen
68. Cum On Feel The Noize, Quiet Riot
69. Breakdance, Irene Cara
70. Adult Education, Daryl Hall and John Oates
71. They Don't Know, Tracy Ullman
72. An Innocent Man, Billy Joel
73. Cruel Summer, Bananarama
74. Dance Hall Days, Wang Chung
75. Give It Up, K.C.
76. I'm So Excited, Pointer Sisters
77. I Still Can't Get Over Loving You, Ray Parker Jr.
78. Thriller, Michael Jackson
79. Holiday, Madonna
80. Breakin'... There's No Stopping Us, Ollie And Jerry
81. Nobody Told Me, John Lennon
82. Church Of The Poison Mind, Culture Club
83. Think Of Laura, Christopher Cross
84. Time Will Reveal, Debarge
85. Wrapped Around Your Finger, Police
86. Pink Houses, John Cougar Mellencamp
87. Round And Round, Ratt
88. Head Over Heels, Go-Go's
89. The Longest Time, Billy Joel
90. Tonight, Kool and The Gang
91. Got A Hold On Me, Christine McVie
92. Dancing In The Sheets, Shalamar
93. Undercover Of The Night, Rolling Stones
94. On The Dark Side, John Cafferty and The Beaver Brown Band
95. New Moon On Monday, Duran Duran
96. Major Tom (Coming Home), Peter Schilling
97. Magic, Cars
98. When You Close Your Eyes, Night Ranger
99. Rock Me Tonite, Billy Squier
100. Yah Mo B There, James Ingram and Michael McDonald

Now if in a court of Law, I am called upon to verify a few of these titles as favourites, I will unquestionably and categorically deny a few!

To join in go to Music Outfitters Type in the year you graduated school under "Search" and then just cut and paste, not forgetting to highlight your favourites

Twat of the millennium!

This accolade goes to FIFA President, Sepp Blatter!





Fifa insists a Great Britain team has to play at the 2012 Olympics but, in doing so, has said each home nation's individual status will not be affected.


As a very proud footballing nation, nay, Nation, We the English should not be made a party to this violation of our heritage.

I don't see Spain and Portugal uniting as one, Italy and Switzerland or the Scandinavians, so why try to impose this awful dereliction of National Pride on us?

He says:

"We have confirmed in writing that they have to provide a Great Britain team for the 2012 Olympics," said Fifa president Sepp Blatter.

"But the four British associations will not lose the rights and privileges acquired back in 1947.

"They will play with one team but it is up to them how they do it."

Blatter added: "It can be a mixed team, it can be from just one of the home nations, whatever they want to do."

I have one comment for Mr Blatter, "Go boil your head and try to sort out the offside rule!"



Thank you to Little Man in a Toque for this banner!

Cricket made easy

Here's a post for all of you cricket lovers who don't quite know the rules and are thirsty for knowledge......You think the news has too much coverage now with England going 2-1 up in the series with one test to go....well...look out because if England don't lose, We have the Ashes.





So here's the explanation:
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they're all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

I don't know why no one understands this game, it's so simple!

What would you have done?

This story amazes me..........I know that all the proceeds are going to very worth while causes....But look at the image on the left...If you had the chance, would you pay a small fee to look over this replica of Nelson's flagship, HMS Victory?
A back up for future generations?

These donations would be an on going income for the cancer charities and local good causes.





Or would you prefer this..a one off donation?









Leave me a comment, tell Me what you think?
Check out the full story here....or go to the official HMS Victory website

If you're Happy

I have so many things that I want to blog about, but I have writers block....well not really writers blog, it's not that I'm not motivated, I'm just lazy!

so.......

If you're happy and you know it, leave a comment,
If you're happy and you know it, leave a comment,
If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it,
If you're happy and you know it, leave a comment!

The Witanagemot club

After finally getting around to the Comments on my posts which I hadn't quite caught up, I was amazed to see a blatant add which had nothing to do with anything I was blogging about.

Thanks for that Little Man in a Toque


Well curiosity got the better of me and I am so glad that it did....I have decided to sign up for this exclusive club...... I'll let you know how it goes.

See for yourselves!

If you were a movie, what would you be?

What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

Am I an assassin, slowly wandering up the river looking for my victim, or am I drug enthused individual looking for danger and not a care in the world........YOU DECIDE!

If I could do it all over again......

So, We are back from our trip.

Not the success we were hoping for but visiting all the family on the other side of the pond seemed to go down really well. I guess I'll find out properly when and if another invite is sent out to us!

The next time we take on a journey like this, someone please remind me to buy something from anywhere, from anyone to knock the kids out. Our little un never slept for 20 hours and when he's awake, I am awake. I was getting to the stage where I couldn't keep my eyes open, but he was happily playing and singing, not too bad you may think, but take a moment and think to yourself..........You are in the seats around us and at 4 am you keep hearing 30 renditions of the alphabet song, loud renditions as he had his headphones on and then tell me if you'd be happy!?

We get off the aircraft at Heathrow and now he decides it's sleep time, "Carry me" and now Daddy has to somehow, one handedly get all the heavy suitcases off the conveyer belt.......As Mommy and Sister were trying to get through immigration/passport control......Bloody foreigners!!!
Well I did manage to do it, where's there's a will there's a way and off to the car we went.
A friend of Julie's met us at the airport and I in my infinite wisdom decided to drive home on the right side of the road, for all of you not to familiar, that's the left and low and behold, what did I find....The M25 carpark was tailed back for 45 miles until our turn off....it took me 2 hours to drive this distance and then another 3 to get home.
Then everyone but me had a second wind!!!!

Anyway 3 days later and we are managing to fall asleep at 5am and waking up around lunch time...Perhaps I need a drink or 2?

Let's see now if I can keep this blogging up again as I so many good stories about the rest of the trip and some weird and wonderful ones at that!