Saturday, May 28, 2005

C'mon England

Did we ever have any doubts that a 3rd rate England team would overcome the minnows of USA. No, of course not.

2 first half goals from the debutant Kieran Richardson and the
USA didn't know what had hit them

It was one of those games where after the first 10 mins, you just couldn't see us losing and that's how it turned out, even when we lost Sol Campbell (transpires he like Peter Crouch in training went over on his ankle in the first 3 mins) at half time and then the boy wonder not long into the 2nd half (tight hamstring).

One thing I cannot quite understand, is how a country, with the money that the USA has, it has no National Football stadium and relys on hiring out NFL venues which have the wrong dimensions for a football field.

The pitch at Soldiers Field was too narrow and too short, not only that, the condition was something like you would find Sunday League match behind the pub!

Why oh why?

Looking forward to the match tonight?

I have just looked up the
English FA home page and have realised that we have sent one of the weakest squads ever for a friendly.

I know that I am not alone when I say that as a passionate England fan and Patriot, I do not want to see my country lose at anything, especially football.

My wife ia an American, she has just come to terms with the fact we Kick a football with our Feet and that we pass the Rugby ball backwards.

How do I explain to her that we have sent a 3rd squad to the States, to play an aleedged friendly in the backyard of a city which has 6 million Irish Immigrants who think they are stiil Irish?

You lucky, lucky B**tard

You lucky, lucky B**tard

Somethings in life are sad, they can really make you mad.....yes, Eric Idle's full song

Now I have woken up this morning with my wicked side......should I be controversial, should I be plain nice, sarcastic or tell the world about my lovely mother!!!

I could upset all the Christians with their meaningless religious celebrations and enforce the believe that they, like the rest of the world are really celebrating Pagan festivals and that Jesus was a father and died happily in France.

What about, I love you all and you are all invited to our garden party!

The USA take on an England C team tonight, without the likes of Rooney, Ferdinand, Gerrard etc, so it should be an even game.

Or how my Darling Mother has been so nice to me and my wife lately and wants to fight us in court for the custody of my son!

No, none of that.....Today I want to blog about

Big Brother

The new show started last night and this year there seem to be more freaks than ever before. There was I just about to rant and rave about the boy who turned up in a sari, yes a dress... The so called White Witch and the naughty nurse, when I came across this blog...... I have never

All the details you need are there! Thanks Dick

Friday, May 27, 2005

Saturday's Shampoo


Saturday's Shampoo

Lather: Tell about one time you laughed so hard you couldn't breathe. Who were you with? What were you laughing about?

I never laugh!

Rinse: What's the last book you couldn't put down? Why?

Being the avid reader I am (uh hum), it would be the last book. Any book I get within the last 50 pages of the night before is the book I cannot put down the next day.


Repeat: What website, blog, online game, etc have you spent the most time on this week? Share the URL with the rest of us!

That's mine, I have not been posting much at all as I am trying to jazz it up and losing horribly.

A House Husbands Lot

Friday's Feast

Friday's Feast - a buffet for your brain

Appetizer: What job would you definitely not want to have?
I would never, ever want to be employed as a Kamikaze pilot, there's just no future in it!

Soup: Oprah calls and wants you to appear on her show. What would that day's show be about?

It would be all about men who have left their own careers and taken the gender benders career as a House Husband

Salad: Name 3 vegetables that you eat on a regular basis.
Potatoes, sweetcorn and onions

Main Course: If you were commissioned to rename your hometown, what would you call it?
I would never rename my hometown as it has too much history and is known all over the world, PLYMOUTH, England

Dessert: If you had a personal assistant, what kind of tasks would you have them to do?
My personal assistant would change the bed sheets, vacuum upstairs, wash the kitchen floor, make lunch and dinner, train the dog and weed the garden!

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

SH*T, F**K, CR*P

Oh well, Que sera!!

You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Suicide

93%

Gunshot

73%

Posion

67%

Natural Causes

47%

Suffocated

33%

Stabbed

33%

Bomb

33%

Cut Throat

27%

Eaten

20%

Disease

20%

Disappear

13%

Drowning

13%

Accident

7%

How Will You Die??
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Sunday, May 22, 2005

They come in 3's

It's a three meme...If you are tagged you MUST fill out the three meme on your blog. (Jen tagged me with this one.)

3 names I go by: Dad, Scott and Jackass

3 screen-names I've had: A house husband, True Janner and Celtic Heart

3 physical things I dislike about myself: My size, My Stance and My inability to grow a proper beard

3 parts of my heritage: British by birth, English by the grace of god! English and English

3 things I am wearing right now: Sock((s)OK happy now?!), shorts and tee shirt

3 favorite bands / musical artists: Oasis, The Sex Pistols and The Beatles

3 favorite songs: Angels (Robbie Williams), Jealous Guy (John Lennon) and Jerusalem

3 things I want in a relationship: Trust, Honesty and Freedom

3 physical things about the preferred sex other people that appeal to me: Smiles, outwardly affectionate and nice legs

3 of my favorite hobbies: Football (that's soccer to all you peasants), Rugby (that's your football without the pads and stoppages) and Politics
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3 things I want to do really badly right now: Finish this, Get another coffee and sit on a comfy chair

3 things that scare me: My Wife, My Wife and My Wife

3 of my everyday essentials: Coffee, Cigarettes and sleep

3 careers you have considered or are considering: Astronaut, professional Footballer and Prime Minister

3 places you want to go on vacation: Australia, Russia and Canada

3 kids' names you like: Liam, Kenneth and Amelia!!!

3 things you want to do before you die: Live, Ride another Superbike and watch England win the world cup

3 ways I am stereotypically a boy: I play in the dirt, I break things and hate bathing

3 ways I am stereotypically a chick: I clean, do the laundry and take care of the kids

3 celeb crushes: Meg Ryan, Boudicca and Elektra Natchios